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Most good police officers are very open-minded. Oh theres no charge.

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And when cops get hilariously creative things can get more amusing.

. They were the interchangeable faces of violence and politics. So to keep spirits up police have to have. The bad ones are the ones who are close-minded Peter James The problem is that the atmosphere does not yet exist in which honest police officers can act without fear of ridicule.

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If you got rid of every copwith vaguely racist leanings then youd have three copsleft and all o them are gonna hatethe fags so what are ya gonna do yknow Woody Harrelson- Willoughby Tagpatriotism police racism. Is it just me. I sleep alone so you can sleep safe.

Negative stories about a few bad apples in the police force hog the headlines while the small everyday heroic acts that officers undertake to keep us safe are often taken for granted. If drug dealers think theyre smart these police officers are way more clever. The systems failure to catch killers effectively made black lives cheap.

Funny Police Dialogues to use as Insta Captions. After driving in excess of 100 mph in a 45 mph zone a police car drives up alongside them and orders them to stop immediately. You know I didnt know that they made bulletproof bras.

Use these quotes to eloquently express the old adage - F the police. Lets go to my place for some under-cover work. Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

From Beka Coopers journal of her first day as a new Dog ie. Im writing you a ticket. The Pope slams on the brakes and comes to a dead stop as does the pursuing police officer.

Cop Tamora Pierce Terrier. Funny Fathers Day Dad Gift Thermostat Police Officer Editable T shirt Design Png Svg Files future police officer quote svg file for cricut. Taylor If we hand the relief items to police we are not sure it will reach the victims Abdul Razzaq.

For some pulling the pin is the right thing to do but for most officers staying on the job is the only possible path. Many movies have depicted the life of police officers in funny yet inspirational ways. Society questions the police and their methods and the police say Do you want the criminals off the street or not -Kurt Russell Cops work for a cause not applause -Unknown Do what you can with all you have wherever you are -Theodore Roosevelt.

All I want to do is bite people. Quotes about Police Funny. Quotes tagged as police-officer Showing 1-30 of 75 I will be known forever as the Puppy who chased a cutpurse and caught fish garbage instead.

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I notice your eyes are bloodshot. Sometimes we forget what a tough and dangerous job they have and at the end of the day they are normal people too. 1000s of Unique Designs to Choose From.

Police officers sacrifice so much you now have the opportunity to make up for those lost years. The police officer emerges from his vehicle briefly peers through the limousines window then hurriedly steps back in. Id love you to frisk me.

Im a police officer. Have you been drinking. Why did the police officer smell so bad.

Its all part of the service. Funny Police Sayings Top Ten Police Sayings Short Police Sayings The police must obey the law while enforcing the law Earl Warren Nightmares come in many forms when youre a cop C. I got paranoid that I would illegally cross the street and get a ticket for jay walking.

I feel like Im in a petting zoo. And when I found out that he was a police officer. So bring out your donuts and have a laugh at these funny examples of police humor that show the fun side being a cop.

Here are our favorite funny dialogues from some classic movies. And my favorite I was going to bring the car back to them Someday View Quote Add a comment 11 0. My descendants will pretend Im not in their bloodline.

I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard This was his answer. When a police officer tells you to stay in the car you stay in the car. But you protected us all and made us feel secure.

These police officers have been watching too much Pixar movies. Stylish Decor with Photos Art. Drug dealers are always late if your drug dealer is on time its the police.

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People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf George Orwell Every cop in America knows this quote. Why do you guys always pick on me. A system cannot fail those it was never built to protect.

Im ready to enforce the law of attraction. No no one will want to make descendants with me. We face what you fear.

Sep 26 2015 - I found these pretty funny hbu. 5 out of 5 stars. A police officer in America faces a 1 in 1000.

Reese Witherspoon I went on a date once with a police officer unbeknownst to me. See more ideas about funny bones funny police humor. Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets.

A frail little old lady walked up to a cop and said I was attacked. I was attacked The cop said When She said Twenty-three years ago The cop said What are you telling me now for. What do you call a female police officer playing guitar.

We cant thank you enough and as you retire want to say how grateful we are to all you did. Congratulations and enjoy your freedom You chose a profession that was dangerous and a risk to your own safety. I thought he was a regular guy.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me. Im afraid that this is me getting on my high horse now but we have yob television yob newspapers and funny enough whereas it was my mum and dad school police church who used to set the standards now its tabloids and yob television who set the standards by which people live.

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